Oh the Shame

At this point I'll deal with it. Seriously. I feel like lying when the schedulers ask where I am having pain and why I need to see the Dr.  How do you tell them that a vacuum jumped onto your head without expecting a chuckle or a clearing of the throat? 

I think I only get my injuries requiring medical attention by very stupid means. " yeah um. I am having excruciating pain from my head through my neck and down into my shoulder. 3 Motrin doesn't touch it. Anti inflammatories don't touch it."  What happened to cause the pain ?  "Um.. well.. Um.. My vacuum jumped off the stairs and landed on the back of my head. Feel free to laugh once you hang up."

I give up. Dr. Lipton is gonna have a field day with this one. He thought messing up my knee in the name of wine was bad..